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Recently I wrote 20 Things God Might Tweet. It was a popular post. All were designed to be easily tweeted with a simple copy and paste.
I thought there might be a companion post. I believe, based on Scripture, that we can trust God not to say some things—especially in these days of grace.
Here are 25 things you'll most likely never see God tweet:
1. "Oh yeah. I forgot about her." #ThingsYoullNeverHearGodSay
2. "Well I don't know what to do now." #ThingsYoullNeverHearGodSay
3. "I'm so worried." #ThingsYoullNeverHearGodSay
4. "I just don't understand him." #ThingsYoullNeverHearGodSay
5. "Don't call me again until you turn your life around." #ThingsYoullNeverHearGodSay
6. "This one's too big for me." #ThingsYoullNeverHearGodSay
7. "That'll make me love you less." #ThingsYoullNeverHearGodSay
8. "What did you say your name was?" #ThingsYoullNeverHearGodSay
9. "Forgive me. I made a mistake." #ThingsYoullNeverHearGodSay
10. "I just need a vacation." #ThingsYoullNeverHearGodSay
11. "I'm so tired of being interrupted." #ThingsYoullNeverHearGodSay
12. "This one's beyond me." #ThingsYoullNeverHearGodSay
13. "I can't take it anymore!" #ThingsYoullNeverHearGodSay
14. "I'm sorry, I can't take your call right now, but if you'll leave your name and number..." #ThingsYoullNeverHearGodSay
15. "That little sin won't matter." #ThingsYoullNeverHearGodSay
16. "I'm scared." #ThingsYoullNeverHearGodSay
17. "I give up!" #ThingsYoullNeverHearGodSay
18. "Since the world is changing so fast, I'm thinking about changing my ways." #ThingsYoullNeverHearGodSay
19. "I wish I had thought of that!" #ThingsYoullNeverHearGodSay
20. "I need your help to make it happen." #ThingsYoullNeverHearGodSay
21. "I'm so confused." #ThingsYoullNeverHearGodSay
22. "I'm all tapped out for this month." #ThingsYoullNeverHearGodSay
23. "Don't blame yourself. That one was my fault." #ThingsYoullNeverHearGodSay
24. "I didn't know anything about that." #ThingsYoullNeverHearGodSay
25. "I'm a little behind the times." #ThingsYoullNeverHearGodSay
Are there any others you would like to add?
Ron Edmondson is the senior pastor at Immanuel Baptist Church in Lexington, Kentucky. For the original article, visit ronedmondson.com.
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